Andrew | 23 | M | panromantic ace

 

pathfindearprudence:

The druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.

Druid: Uhhh I TURN INTO A TREE.

DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in an open field.

Druid Player: Shit.

Soldier: Has that tree always been there?

Druid: I’ve been here for weeks!

DM: Roll bluff.

Druid Player: Crit.

Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose!

wildcardrenegade asked
Which Eldrazi can be used in EDH?

commandollar:

THere can be only 1!….That is banned anyway!

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Currently, you can play any of them except for the big guy, Emrakul - he litereally just destroys everything from Planes, to fun. For the rest of the banned list, you can check either link below.

- Mr. X

http://magic.wizards.com/en/gameinfo/gameplay/formats/commander
http://www.mtgcommander.net/rules.php

Emrakul is female

greenekangaroo:

Imagine playing a survival horror game where instead of being a gritty reporter or a single parent or a tortured soul with amnesia, you’re a cat. You live in a haunted house, and  it is your job to defend your human/s from harm. 

Instead of weapons, you fight with your claws. You jump, you twist, and your meows and hisses have different abilities. But if you make TOO much noise, your human/s hush you, and you can’t continue with your assault until they’ve left you be. 

There are various spirits and some are helpful. Ghost mice give you life, ghost crickets give you information, and a former Guardian cat is your guide. You have to succeed where your predecessor failed- finding the source of the haunting and getting rid of it. 

And if you don’t succeed, your human dies, and you are left alone. 

speedwag:
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speedwag:

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betaruga:

sunandreign:

Steve Lichman, #2 - Pure of Heart

My friend showed me this comic last night and I’m so pleased it exists.

More here. They also have a Kickstarter though they surpassed their goal threefold on day 1. I so want this book when it comes out.

OH MY GOD

Why do those generalized anti suicide posts always have to be like “you are loved!”

I mean, I was reading along and it’s saying that there so much more to experience and stuff like that and I was thinking yeah maybe it’s right

And then it’s just like “and don’t forget you are loved!” Which just killed it. I’m not. I’m pathetic and alone and I always will be. Everyone who ever loved me is either dead or left me behind.

Now I feel actually worse than before I started reading it.

dutchster:

i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

skyakacielo:
“ arianna738:
“ My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!
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Yes
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skyakacielo:

arianna738:

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

Yes