This is where I pretend that I'm okay. Fandoms and pugs and stuff.





call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

(Source: unamusedsloth)


welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed


if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u



Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair


But look, it’s like he knew she was pretty and he made her hair all styled and pretty too so that she looked amazin and damn she does

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)


*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)

  1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
  2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
  3. Do not cheat.
  4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
  5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
  6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
  7. Just be a decent fucking person.

another rant no one will learn from (via messinah)

(Source: hidden-disaster)



my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it