I have mastered the elements thousands of times in a thousands lifetimes. Now, I must do it once again.

bending-the-air:

abbymaemac:

What a badass

otp

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

When I read it, I hear his voice.

bangsmangaroo:

sagebot:

#look guys it’s pepper and franny

thefrogman:

Lazy dog is lazy.

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shortasiangirl:

OMFG LOLOL

tinysaurus:

I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)

_{No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like Amon}

_{For there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on}

_{No one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like Amon}

_{And his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!}

_{Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all drips}

_{No one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like Amon}

_{So you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!}

(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)

wowfunniestposts:

I changed my facebook timeline cover to the avengers picture.. and I realized that my face was blocking Hawkeye’s body.  So I quickly took another photo to make Hawkeye look more fabulous.

/CHOKE

happy pills available here

thorofodin:

dark-matter-heart:

This is hilarious and has also prompted me to tell you guys a hilarious story.

A few years back I was in Berkeley with my speech and debate team for a tournament and the guys were on a different floor from us so all of us were constantly going up and down the floor to each others rooms (I think we started annoying quite a few people)

Anyways I was getting on the elevator to go down to the lobby to get some food and drinks from the little shop thingy and when the elevator opened there was just a chair taken from one of the other floor’s lobbies sitting in it.

So I sat in the chair and waited for the elevator to be called. It got called pretty quick and when the doors opened I was sitting there trying to look evil and said “I’ve been expecting you” to the guy waiting outside the elevator.

He shouted very loudly “SHIT I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP!” and ran into the stair well.

It was pretty wonderful.